Farting Preacher – The Holy Trumpet of Heaven

1 11 2008

The Lord Speaks to him by the power of Farts, praise be the holy trump! Listen to the words of God speak true and clear through the power of his holy farts, working divine miracles through the anus, praise be, to this wondrous feat. Come my beloved flock and listen to the Farting Preacher deliver his sermon of flatulence.

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Hells Secret Location Found

19 07 2008

Hells bells, ring out load and clear, hells location has been found, the fabled hell that has frightened sinners since time began, that begotten place full of pain, damnation and fire, that resting place of fallen angels, long thought to be a myth by the non believers, well its a myth no more, the place is alive and well, and is located right here on earth, we can reveal the exact location of the fabled hell, residing no less than in the UK, to read about the location of hell and who found it, go right here for all the answers, you may just be surprised at what you find.

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Hells on Earth

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UFO Abducts Nuns

15 07 2008
tis the Devils work I tells ye

Tis the Devils work I tells ye

Nuns on the run from out of this world terror, a press release from the vatican’s Corrado Balducci, former demonologist, now ufologist, Monsignor Balducci has said that extraterrestrial contact is real.

Speaking of the official doctrine of the Catholic Church, he has stressed that the extraterrestrial encounters may be demonic or visitors from another place in the universe or another dimension, they are NOT due to psychological impairment, these encounters deserve to be studied carefully and the Vatican has departments looking into these cases. He also said that the Vatican is closely following reported incidents of extraterrestrial encounters from its Nunciatures embassies, where there have been many accounts of nuns being abducted by visitors from other realms beyond our terrestrial home, and that saucer craft had been see in the areas prior to the abductions.