Farting Preacher – The Holy Trumpet of Heaven

1 11 2008

The Lord Speaks to him by the power of Farts, praise be the holy trump! Listen to the words of God speak true and clear through the power of his holy farts, working divine miracles through the anus, praise be, to this wondrous feat. Come my beloved flock and listen to the Farting Preacher deliver his sermon of flatulence.